Grumpy cat’s got a tale to tell... 🐱😾
Overpriced merch that looks like a spell...
Cast by the budget-busters of the park,
Who made magic disappear in the dark. 🎩✨🙄
Donuts for the price of a treasure chest,
Queues so long, they put patience to the test. 🍩⏳🚶♀️🚶♂️
Disney magic? Now where could it be?
Just a trick from pricing’s sly decree. 🕵️♂️🔍💸
Inspecting with my magnifying glass...👓🔎🤨
“Where’s the sparkle?”, I ask en masse.
Turns out the only real charm you see—
Is how your wallet disappears magically! 💰✨🐾
Helen Wong. All Rights Reserved.
2025 and Beyond