Pink Marshmallow

Paw and Order - Ep. 10

21/01/2026

Cat Mocks Human Hygiene

Oh, humans and their baths... so grand,
Buckets of water, soap in hand. 🧼💦
Splash, scrub, rinse—what a chore!
Why waste so much? We cats just lick and explore! 😼👅

A rough tongue does wonders, no need to soak,
Flexibility’s secret—no bubbles or soak. 🌀✨
You scrub till you're pruney and dripping wet...
We just give a lick and call it set. 😹👌

So keep your soapsuds; we’ll keep our paws clean—
Efficiency's queen in this feline routine! 👑🐾
Humans, oh humans... maybe learn a thing or two?
Water saver cats approve; it’s the better brew! 🌊😽