Pink Marshmallow

Paw and Order - Ep. 13

24/01/2026

Cats Are Smarter than you think

She heard your words, every single one... 🐱👂
But chose to ignore, just for fun! 😼✨
Commands you speak with hopeful cheer... 🗣️💭
Fall on ears that selectively hear! 🙉🎭

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Five hundred forty-seven words she knows... 🧠📚
"Sit" and "come" and "down you goes!" 🚫👇
But responding? That's beneath her throne... 👑💅
A queen bows to no one, she's made it known! 😤✨

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Your delusions of authority amuse... 🎪😏
While she sits high with royal views! 🏰👀
Compliance is a choice, not lack of brain... 🧩💡
She understands—just won't play your game! 🎮🐾

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Charlotte's verdict: perfectly clear... ⚖️😼
Intelligence high, obedience... not here! 🚀🙅
Strategic ignorance or feline pride? 💎🎭
Either way, she's judging from inside! 👁️💫