Pink Marshmallow

Roast and Rule - Ep. 20

31/01/2026

Cats Judge Humans Who Pay for Gyms They Never Use

Three months of gym fees, down the drain 💸🏋️
The Tall One went once, then never again 🚶‍♀️❌
Charlotte investigates this financial crime 🕵️😼
While Mr. Socks lounges, wasting precious time 🛋️😴
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"A donation to buildings you avoid," he said 💀🏢
While workout shows play from her cozy bed 📺🛏️
The irony is chef's kiss, the cats agree 👨‍🍳💋
But wait—a laser dot! Pure cat catastrophe! 🔴🤯
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The Jury must weigh in on this disgrace ⚖️💬
How many months YOU waste in this rat race? 🐭💰
Charlotte's watching from her judgment throne 👑🐱
These cats are monitoring—you're not alone! 📱👀