Pink Marshmallow

Roast and Rule - Ep.18

29/01/2026

Gardener? Or Plant Killer?

The Tall One bought a plant today... 🌱😾
But Charlotte knows it won't stay! 🪦💀
Victim number four this month, oh dear... 🚨🪴
The evidence is crystal clear! 🔍⚖️
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She claims a "green thumb" guides her hand... 🤥👎
But wilted leaves across the land! 🍂💔
Three days without her salmon treat... 🐟❌
Yet plants get love? That's not discreet! 👑😤
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The budget's gone to botanical crime... 💸🌿
While Charlotte starves—it's feeding time! ⏰🍽️
The jury's called, the verdict's near... 🏛️📢
Should garden centers ban her? Make it clear! 🚫🪴