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31/03/2026

The "Tall One" Ruined Our Easter Plans

Two cats. One pavement. A financial crisis of the highest order. 👑
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Ever had your creative vision crushed by the tall one? We are currently staging a protest on the pavement because our very reasonable Easter egg budget was officially denied. It turns out that submitting requests in triplicate does not guarantee success when the person in charge does not understand the importance of holiday aesthetics.

Welcome to our latest human performance review where things have taken a turn for the worse. We have been deployed to the field to discuss the recent budget cuts that have devastated our holiday plans. The tall one claims we cannot have a giant chocolate egg simply because we are not supposed to eat chocolate, but she is completely missing the point. This was never about the taste, it was about the art.

🐣 We have been planning this specific Easter photoshoot since February, and some of us have been working on the concept since Christmas. The lighting brief was extensive and the shiny tray was ready for its moment in the spotlight. Now, instead of being photographed with glorious Easter decor for Instagram, we are stuck outside monitoring the situation.

📸 This is a tragedy of epic proportions for our social media followers who were expecting top tier holiday content. The aesthetic was going to be unmatched, but apparently, the budget has been redirected elsewhere. We are currently sitting next to the pavement instead of next to a giant chocolate masterpiece.

⚖️ We are calling on the jury to witness this injustice. If you believe that artistic vision should be funded regardless of dietary restrictions, please show your support. Let us know in the comments if you have ever had your holiday plans ruined by a lack of vision from the humans in your life.

Please like this video and subscribe to our channel to see if we eventually win the battle for our Easter egg fund. We will be monitoring the comments and your support very closely.