Pink Marshmallow

Paw and Order - Ep.9

20/01/2026

There's Nothing Social about Social Media: the Paradox

Three hours scrolling friends you've never met...
📱💔 While real humans sit, feeling the neglect! 🚶‍♀️
😔 You call it "connection," a digital charade... 🎭✨
Charlotte calls it theater for an audience unmade! 🐱👑
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Performance art for ghosts who scroll on by... 👻📲
Liking, tapping, never asking "why?" 🤔💭
At least when Charlotte ignores, she's crystal clear... 😼🎯
No fake smiles here, just judgment sincere! 💀👀
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The Tall One's screen time? Under full review... ⏱️🔍
The audit's brutal, the findings? Nothing new! 📊😬
We shall be monitoring this digital disease... 🕵️‍♀️🐾
Charlotte's verdict? Put down the phone, if you please! 📵✨