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25/01/2026

When Cat Does The Math On Your Impulse Buy

A shiny machine to brew coffee at home... ☕✨
Four hundred dollars—chrome, buttons, and foam! 💸🫧
"I'll save money!" The Tall One did say... 💰🗣️
While buying Starbucks literally every day! 🥤😤
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Charlotte investigated with judgmental stare... 👁️🔍
The math didn't math—the logic wasn't there! 🧮❌
"Break even at never," her calculator revealed... 📊💀
The self-deception? Impressively concealed! 🎭😏
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An unused machine and a coffee cup mountain... ☕🏔️
The irony flows like a caffeinated fountain! ⛲💨
Charlotte slow-blinks with superior grace... 😌👑
"We shall be monitoring this" financial disgrace! 👀⚖️